Our Great Taste ticket tsar reports that in the first two weeks of ticket sales (i.e., as of 15 May) almost twice as many tickets have sold as were sold at the same time last year. They could be very easily be gone late in June this year if not sooner. If you think you are going to go to the Great Taste or have friends who are sitting on the fence, don't hesitate in getting your order in lest you end up empty-handed. As the ads for the _Vagina Monologues_ say, spread the word. Don't say you weren't warned! Now go have a beer, Bob Paolino "He wrote Romeo and Juliet But his greatest story yet Is coming back as someone's pet Gettin' neutered by the vet Got his paws caught in a net Then he said, "To be or not to me-owwww!" "William Shakespeare's in my Cat"