6 Jan
2005
6 Jan
'05
4:29 p.m.
Get rrrrready to rrrrrumble!
Who will take the UMM Blizzard Cup? Which brew club will reign supreme?
Will it be long time colussus, the MHBA? Or the plucky upstart on the correct
side of the river, the SPHBC? Could a non-Twin Cities club even come close
to these two titans of fermentation, this dynnamic duo of dueling diastatic
dynamism?
Hah! Not likely.
You're not worthy. Your fly-weight brew club is nothing more than
a skunky, warm light lager. You stink, so just stay at home and hide under
your brew pot.
Resolution #1: Enter, judge, steward, and attend the
Upper Mississippi Mash-Out--January 27-29 Go to mnbrewers.com for details. The word on
the street is that this might be a throw-down between the MHBA and the SPHBC, to be won by
the club with the most points! And who can resist the scrumptious catered beer banquet
that precedes the awards ceremony? Never entered a homebrew contest?--there's a
category just for you folks.