Whether the genius unintentionally committed himself in saying this, or whether he thought
the baron's mind was so thoroughly made up that it didn't matter what he said, I
have no means of knowing. I only know that the baron stopped his hand, all of a sudden,
opened his eyes wide, and looked as if quite a new light had come upon him for the first
time., A hoarse murmur arose from the company; every man touched, first the hilt of his
sword, and then the tip of his nose, with appalling significance.
But the pleasures of the table, or the pleasures of under the table, require a little
variety; especially when the same five-and-twenty people sit daily down to the same board,
to discuss the same subjects, and tell the same stories. The baron grew weary, and wanted
excitement. He took to quarrelling with his gentlemen, and tried kicking two or three of
them every day after dinner. This was a pleasant change at first; but it became monotonous
after a week or so, and the baron felt quite out of sorts, and cast about, in despair, for
some new amusement. Those were great times for the four-and-twenty; but, alas! their high
and palmy days had taken boots to themselves, and were already walking off.
Whether the genius unintentionally committed himself in saying this, or whether he thought
the baron's mind was so thoroughly made up that it didn't matter what he said, I
have no means of knowing. I only know that the baron stopped his hand, all of a sudden,
opened his eyes wide, and looked as if quite a new light had come upon him for the first
time. He thought about a great many things - about his present troubles and past days of
bachelorship, and about the Lincoln greens, long since disappeared up and down the
country, no one knew whither: with the exception of two who had been unfortunately
beheaded, and four who had killed themselves with drinking. His mind was running upon
bears and boars, when, in the process of draining his glass to the bottom, he raised his
eyes, and saw, for the first time and with unbounded astonishment, that he was not alone.
Whereupon the baroness uttered a great cry, and swooned away at the baron's feet. The
poor baron bore it all, as long as he could, and when he could bear it no longer lost his
appetite and his spirits, and sat himself gloomily and dejectedly down. But there were
worse troubles yet in store for him, and as they came on, his melancholy and sadness
increased. Times changed. He got into debt. The Grogzwig coffers ran low, though the
Swillenhausen family had looked upon them as inexhaustible; and just when th baroness was
on the point of making a thirteenth addition to the family pedigree, Von Koeldwethout
discovered that he had no means of replenishing them. Well, but the Baron Von Koeldwethout
of Grogwig! He was a fine swarthy fellow, with dark hair and large moustachios, who rode
a-hunting in clothes of Lincoln green, with russet boots on his feet, and a bugle slung
over his shoulder, like the guard of a long stage. When he blew this bugle,
four-and-twenty other gentlemen of inferior rank, in Lincoln green a little coarser, and
russet boots with a little thicker soles, turned out directly; and away galloped the whole
train, with spears in their hands like lackered area railings, to hunt down the boars, or
perhaps encounter a bear: in which latter case the baron killed him first, and greased his
whiskers with him afterwards.
Those were great times for the four-and-twenty; but, alas! their high and palmy days had
taken boots to themselves, and were already walking off.
One of the domestics, in a very kind manner, executed the baron's order in the course
of half an hour or so, and Von Koeldwethout being apprised thereof, strode to the vaulted
room, the walls of which, being of dark shining wood, gleamed in the light of the blazing
logs which were piled upon the hearth. The bottle and pipe were ready, and, upon the
whole, the place looked very comfortable.