22 Sep
2001
22 Sep
'01
10:02 a.m.
Something to think about:
If you bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be
worth $49.
If you bought $1000 worth of Premium (the beer, not the stock) one year ago,
drank all the beer, and traded in the cans for the nickel deposit, you would
have $79. My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.